Dear Mr Pinkton,
This is my last letter to you. You have annoyed me tremendously and I shall never talk to you again. Please do not write me.
Yours sincerely,
I.A.
Ms Adler sealed the envelope carefully and dabbed a rose-scented perfume on the back of the envelope.
There! That should frighten that terrible man a little bit!
She had the maid mailed the letter out urgently.
A week went by and then another, and still no news from a certain Mr. Pinkton.
Ms Adler was highly agitated by now.
Oh that terrible, terrible man! I shall never ever speak with him again!
She sat at her desk and began writing the next nasty letter to Pinkton.
Dear Mr Pinkton,
I was just wondering if you had received my last letter, informing you to never write me again. I hereby, state it again, just in case that last letter was lost, that, You, Mr Pinkton should never ever write me again. I shall burn every last letter that you send my way!
Yours sincerely,
I.A.
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